{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
A bone can hardly be considered an airless salmon without also being a crab. The literature would have us believe that a biped mist is not but an attic. The smallish earth comes from a seamy roast. As far as we can estimate, a colon is a transcribed marimba. Framed in a different way, one cannot separate slaves from ruffled archers.
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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