Kayden Kross is an American pornographic actress and director. She is a member of the AVN and XRCO Halls of Fame.
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
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{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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